Chunha Snacks
First Cup
Public Bathhouse
Who ordered soy noodles?
Hey! What are you doing here?
Get out!
I said get out!
What's going on?
You ordered soy noodles right? Pay me.
- Get out! - Get out!
I'm a girl!
No you're a guy!
Stop yelling! My ears are starting to hurt!
- Two. - Got it.
- Two. - ...thank you.
- One! Three! - Oh. no...
I'll let it go.
Three.
Stop it. Three.
Two. three...
- Six. - Nine.
How's this?
Which card do you want?
You pick.
- Hearts. - Okay!
One.
Joker.
You're so good. You're mean.
Let's play another game in Seoul.
In Seoul?
I don't think we should see each other.
Hi. it's me.
I just got back.
I知 in my house.
Of course I miss you. but I知 filthy right now.
I don't think I can greet you like this.
You sound like a player.
I missed you so much that my eyeballs are about to pop out.
I知 not exaggerating!
You never pick up the phone.
Hey! Get out!
But that's where I dedicated my youth...
Youth? Whatever!
I知 not the one who wasted your youth!
If you want to talk about youth then talk to her instead!
You threw out our friendship of 20 years over a woman!
Don't you have any shame?
Chairwoman!
You should get over here.
Your grandmother's angry.
But I already ordered my food.
Did you see Han-Sung?
He cleaned the house for you.
No.
We live in the same neighborhood. I値l meet up with him some other time.
Your food is here!
I think my food is here. Bye. Mother.
- Han-Gyul! Han-Gyul! - Come in. The door's unlocked.
Your food's here.
Leave it on the table.
Just come in.
Hey.
Do you guys serve cold noodles too?
Yes.
Everywhere I go. everyone's naked.
Do I look that impressive?
I've been seeing naked people all day long.
Oh. my legs...
He took a pretty long look.
I forgot to pay him!
Did you see that? Did you?
Applaud!
Eun-Chan! Ko Eun-Chan!
We have trouble.
Master Ko...we have an emergency. Come outside.
The toilet must be clogged again.
- Hurry... - I値l be back.
This is not an emergency!
You pulled me out during my lesson to unclog your toilet?
Why do I have to unclog your crap?
I知 too delicate. You should be more optimistic.
Then just spit out a little at a time!
I can't control my anal sphincter as well as I used to.
I heard that your dojang is up for sale.
This is all because a new kickboxing gym opened across the street.
That's my mom!
That's your mom!
New shoes?
Mom! Did you get new shoes again?
Mom! Wait for me!
Hello?
She's gone.
- Hey boy. - I have to go.
Imelda bought another pair of shoes.
Hey boy. This wannabe is bothering me!
A wannabe?
You like wannabes. What's the matter?
Where is she?
He's a total wannabe.
Don't call me a wannabe. Just call me a thug.
Hey! Who's that?
I love girls with skinny arms and legs with a big head. just like you.
Cut the crap.
I知 going to sit next to you.
I知 going to kill you if you do!
Don't you understand how I feel. Eun-Sae?
What was that about?
Hi.
Hi. Eun-Chan.
Ko Eun-Sae!
Is this your boyfriend?
I知 offended.
I can understand why you like me. but we're not meant to be.
You're a high school dropout.
No school. no money. and no looks.
You have nothing to show for yourself.
Can't you see how much I love you? You're my angel.
I know. but I知 a bad girl. I need more than just love.
What's that supposed to mean? Does he meet your needs?
We didn't order anything.
Yes. I got tired of waiting.
Quit complaining.
What's wrong with this place?
Smells nice.
Hey you! Let's duke it out!
Mr. Hong! This coffee tastes great.
Let's just go home.
Home?
What did you do to my Eun-Sae?
- Do you guys live together? - Let me go!
No! You're dead meat. got that?
Stop whimpering.
I'd like to remind you that the man I beat up 3 years ago is still in ICU.
Just consider this your lucky day and get out.
Why. you!
Look. I知 a taekwondo master.
I used to be a wrestler.
In a wrestling team that sucked.
I知 the breadwinner in my family.
I don't want to lose my belt and my job after beating up a loser like you.
I知 too hungry to talk. so just get out of here.
Why don't you just fight him?
This is Wonga Coffee. Can I order jajangmyeon...
One for me too!
Do you want some too?
Thank you!
11 bowls of jajangmyeon for Wangje Coffee.
They want a lot of picked radish.
This one's free.
Nice!
Enjoy your food. Maybe I知 overeating.
Eun-Sae. you better keep your promise.
If I beat him. you're mine!
Do you have money to pay for jajangmyeon?
It doesn't matter because you'll lose.
Mr. Hong. be the judge.
Whoever finishes bowls first wins.
You can pay for the jajangmyeons and the coffee after you lose.
Why me?
Ready? Ready. set. go!
Hey! What's the big idea?
Eat the whole thing.
Dog food.
Pizza. gruel. cooking oil. chop suey. pork skin. bloody pus all over your back.
Rotten margarine with a fly on it.
Earthworm spaghetti.
Disgusting excess oil on your nose...
This is good!
I have one more bowl to go.
Can I get the picked radishes I asked you to hold for me?
Give me a lot.
You throw up. you lose.
Don't throw up on the floor!
Go to your grandmother's room.
I don't want to be here either. but Grandma and Mom want me to.
I値l be out in 5 minutes.
Do you hate me that much? You didn't even have dinner with us.
How to Tame Han-Gyul Level 1: Beat Him to the Punch
Do you think Han-Gyul and his father are talking?
Do you know what you're going to say to Han-Gyul?
Almost.
I think Han-Gyul should know about your condition.
What for? He's a softy.
He'll faint at the sound of the word 'cancer.'
I致e lived long enough.
I wouldn't mind if I died tomorrow.
Cancer doesn't have much affect on you if you're old.
What I don't get is...
My son's not very social. but Han-Gyul used to love his father.
Why are they so cold to each other now?
I thought time will make things better. but it's getting worse.
Both my husband and Han-Gyul tell me that they don't know why.
My friends tell me that that's just how men are.
Men are sick!
Okay. I知 done! Bring Han-Gyul here.
What's wrong?
You're looking good!
Beat him to the punch!
You've squandered my money for the past 5 years.
Do you need more time? You don't. right?
Nice.
Now that I hear your screaming voice. I feel at home.
Stop trying to smooth talk me!
I sent you to America to get a MBA. not loaf around the movie industry!
There's more.
He went to 6 different academies.
Academy? Isn't that a toy company?
You promised me that you'll be back when you're thirty!
I知 still twenty-nine.
Do you want to go to Madu-dong tomorrow for some shaved ice?
Shaved ice?
Show evidence!
It's Dick!
That's a nice picture of him.
What's this doing here?
I heard that you two like each other and have been smooching around!
My friend in SoHo sent this to me.
Smooching?
What else should I call it? Slouching?
What a jerk! You're a disappointment to this family!
You're thirty! You should start a family instead of smooching men!
Get Him a Girl
Get married!
Should I go on a blind date? Is that what you want?
I want a pretty girl.
Not for me. but for your future great-grandson.
See? This doesn't work on him.
Still. I知 going to give it a shot.
How cute.
I知 back!
Welcome back.
Gosh. I知 so tired.
Did you meet your quota?
Cut me some slack. I just got back from a school reunion...
Oh yeah! The shoes!
Eun-Chan. those shoes weren't expensive.
Let her be. $100 is a small price to pay to make her feel better.
After all. that's her only joy in life.
Cut the crap. will you?
$100 is a lot of money.
It痴 not small change! I know it isn't.
That's why I知 peelings chestnuts until my fingers hurt.
You wouldn't have to do that if you stop wasting money.
Is that what you want to tell her?
Too late.
Aren't you going to study?
I thought you wanted to go to college.
I知 trying to concentrate.
Mom. I think this makes me smarter.
I致e been concentrating until this looks cross-eyed.
I think I知 becoming cross-eyed too.
Hello?
Hi. Dong-Sook!
I知 back safe and sound.
The ring? I知 wearing it...
Where is it?
No. I have it.
It痴 in my room.
I値l call you after I find it.
What?
Where is it?
Oh. it's in my purse!
She said ring. right?
Yes. but why is she looking for Dong-Sook's ring?
The diamond ring is gone!
Give me some light!
Why would that be in there?
Are you sure you were wearing it when you came home?
Yes. I知 sure!
I知 sure it's somewhere around here.
Hey boy... I mean Eun-Chan.
I don't think it's here!
Hey! Are you crazy?
- Ready. go! - Ready. go!
Don't! Don't!
Don't do anything dirty.
That's dirty! You blinked!
- No. I didn't! - You lost. right?
Whatever!
Hello?
Why are you out of breath?
Because of you. Han Yoo-Joo.
I love it when you call my name like that.
Where are you?
Isn稚 it late night in America?
I知 in Seoul. Let's meet up.
Are you serious?
Come to Hongdae then.
Do you like it better here than SoHo?
Much better.
Here I have ddukbokgi. Korean sausages. Choi Han-Gyul...
And Choi Han-Sung.
I wonder how he's doing.
Did you break up with your boyfriend. Mr. DK?
DK...
What do you think?
- How much? - $10.
You look great.
Thanks.
I feel bad for Mr. DK.
You broke up with him after you became famous.
Are you dogging me?
Are you going to get back together with Han-Sung?
Should l?
After all. you're my first crush.
You're so inconsiderate.
Let's go.
Are you excited about the possibility of running into Han-Sung...
in this neighborhood?
Do you like saying that to me?
Want to go inside?
No.
Wait here.
I値l bring your gift before I take you home.
Why would I pay my part-timer months in advance?
You're not making any sense!
Right. no one's going to pay a part-timer in advance.
Deliveries are all about speed.
You're on.
Are you okay?
- What's wrong? - My purse!
Let me see. Did you get hurt?
I知 okay.
Come on. girl. Get up.
What did you just call me?
Get up!
You're...
Let me go!
You're a snatcher?
I want to pay for Eun-Sae's singing lessons!
Eun-Sae's lessons?
I think someone got the snatcher.
I値l be back. Stay here.
Take me with you.
Why do you want to pay for Eun-Sae's lessons?
She's...she's my girlfriend! No. she's my angel!
I ought to throw you in jail! Follow me!
I can't believe this is happening.
Listen. I値l loosen my grip.
Just push me and run away.
What?
Run away. you blockhead!
Don't go around snatching other people's purses!
I値l count to three.
One. two...
Three!
Just push me and run!
Hey you! Stop right there!
Oops!
I lost him...
Thank you.
- You got hurt! Are you okay? - Yes. I知 okay.
I知 dead meat!
Work. will you?
I知 sorry. This is all my fault.
Don't worry about it. This scooter's old and flimsy.
You should repair it first and call me at...
You and that guy are a team. right?
You should get a bigger share.
You're risking it by staying at the crime scene.
How predictable. A delivery boy with an old scooter.
- What are you talking about? - Han-Gyul.
If you have the guts to come clean. call me.
I値l pay for the repair because I feel sorry for you.
- What are you doing? - You got hurt!
Get out.
What's wrong with you?
You don't understand.
You should stay away from people like them.
Hey! Hey!
I知 not like that!
Why isn't this working?
What the... Where did it go?
I hired a girl because I wanted to save money.
Why are you always getting into trouble?
What does being a girl have anything to do with this?
What? Do you think you're a man. then?
No.
You can take that scooter out there.
You broke it. you keep it.
That's your paycheck. Bye.
What?
Hey. Sweeper! Hi!
How have you been?
Want to sing with me?
Very good!
You just made me feel much better.
I致e been in a bad mood lately.
Thank you!
How's your dad doing nowadays?
You should take him out for a walk to brighten up the streets.
Bye!
Who's that interesting lady?
Is she your girlfriend?
Mom's not home.
The ring? Yes. I heard.
That's why my Mom and my sister are...
Mom!
Okay. I値l tell Mom to call you when she gets home.
Dong-Sook wants the ring by next week.
It belongs to her picky sister-in-law who's away on vacation.
Did you have money to pay for the ring?
How? I got fired because of that blockhead you know.
Don't get pissed at me.
Why don't you go and tell him to fix the scooter for you?
You're the one who made things worse by butting in.
You get bad grades. but you're one smooth talker.
You get bad grades. and you're not even a good speaker.
Hi. how have you been?
What? You want to raise the rent?
I know. You've been very considerate of us.
Is that the landlord?
Okay. I will. Bye.
Does he want to raise the lease?
Yes. He wants $10,000.
Darn...
Let's eat.
How can you eat at a time like this?
Mom. Let's eat.
I'll peel lots of chestnuts to make up for what I've done.
Come and eat!
What are you doing?
I had a dream.
I dreamt that I suffocated under a milking cow.
Her humongous breasts suffocated me.
My poem didn't make it this time either.
It was titled 'Raw Meat Infinite Hexahedron.'
I see. Well. I...
It痴 about the life. sorrow. solitude. despair. anger. conflict. love.
and pathos of a butcher who chops raw meat into hexahedrons.
Do you have money you can lend me...
Why can't they understand me?
These are all useless!
A poet can't help but be a starving coyote.
- Bye. - Bye.
Raise it up.
I think they're off-beat. What do you think?
Play it one more time. I think so too.
Han-Sung. someone's here to see you.
How have you been?
The weather's hot. isn't it?
I think it might start pouring.
Maybe it's time for a typhoon.
I came back about a month ago.
I知 sorry.
I missed you.
Say something.
Get out of here.
You left me out of the blue.
And now you're back out of the blue.
By the way. I don't eat bagels anymore.
You've been looking for a job all morning long.
- Did you eat? Want bread? - Do you have jam?
Ha!
Mr. Hong. should I take a $5,000 loan with no collateral?
From the loan sharks?
They might ask for your organs.
- Maybe I値l get a credit card. - Don't.
You don't want bad credit.
Can't you get money elsewhere?
I thought you helped someone from a snatcher.
Ask him for money.
Choi Han-Gyul...
I can't. The snatcher is going out with Eun-Sae.
Whoever's going to give you the money doesn't know that.
If he gives you money. then take it.
I think you should set your pride aside.
This isn't much.
I saved some for jajangmyeon after I paid my rent.
You're embarrassing me. Don't look at it.
Mr. Hong. You know that I like you. right?
Ha!
Hello. Ah-Young.
A wine bar?
No problem!
I don't mind if I知 filling in for someone.
My grandma's always on my side.
But I don't think my mom can take it anymore.
You should take over the company.
I like music.
You don't even like movies that much.
Why not work for the company?
Unlike you. I知 not good at anything.
You sound bitter.
By the way. I saw Han Yoo-Joo.
What's this?
Where's the zipper?
What the heck?
This is nuts...
I heard that she came back from New York because of you.
I don't want to talk about her.
Then what do you want to talk about?
Do you still like her?
Don't mind me.
She doesn't want me. End of story.
What do you want me to do?
Are you sure you can work?
That's what I知 talking about. Can I just work in the kitchen?
You're filling in for the lounge. Just follow me.
He's completely wasted.
Go get a cab.
Okay!
You're strong!
Where does he live?
Itaewon Apartment Building 107. Suite 503.
- Where? - Suite 503! Now go!
What? 504? 503! Hey mister. where do you live?
If you don't tell me. I値l just leave you on the streets.
50...
Whoa. she's strong.
Do you want to drink some more? I have to go.
Don't drink and drive.
I won't. I値l call a driver. Bye.
See you around.
Bye.
I知 in Samcheon-dong right now.
When can you get here by? 5 minutes? Okay. bye.
Hey! You're Sweeper's father!
You're Sweeper's father. right?
Sweeper?
Your dog sweeps the entire neighborhood!
You mean Terry?
Your dog's name is Terry?
Do you live in my neighborhood?
I deliver milk to your place. You didn't know that, did you?
Oh. you're the milk lady! Terry's girlfriend!
Your dog is a male?
Yes!
Oh. I thought that big thing on him was the breast.
But then again. he only had one.
What's that?
Bubble wrap. I found it on the floor.
Want to try? It relieves stress.
What's more important to you? Money or pride?
What?
Just asking.
Hey you! Get over here.
I have to go. Bye.
See you around.
Jang-Mi!
Ha-Rim!
Have fun!
Hey man. what makes you so popular around women?
Do you want me to tell you?
Don't tell him. He'll only get himself into more trouble.
Han-Gyul! Han-Gyul!
Han-Gyul...
She's all over him.
You're here for good. right?
I was about to go to America to find you.
I thought I asked your brother to come. not you.
She butts in even when she's not invited.
Are you really going on a blind date? Don't do it!
How did you know?
My friend told me that she's going on a blind date with you!
She's not the girl for you!
She had a boob job and a nose job.
I haven't seen you in a long time. Let's make a toast.
Han-Gyul. let's lock our arms.
Why? I don't even drink.
Just do it. It痴 not like she's asking you to sleep with her.
Yeah! Just one shot!
I致e always wanted to do this with you.
Just do it.
I知 sick of hearing her whining voice.
I don't believe this.
- He is in trouble! - He sure is.
Money or pride.
Pride or money.
Which one should I choose?
Eeny. meeny. miny. moe.
Gosh. this is giving me a headache.
Hello?
Hello. Dong-Sook.
Yes. I know. I知 sorry.
Goodbye. Ye-Rang!
I hope you spend a hot. sizzling night with him!
- Thank you! Bye! - Bye.
He's so cute...
$420 in the bank. $800 from dojang... I didn't get paid for 3 months.
$200 from the dolls, and $300 for milk delivery.
Oh. that's in two weeks.
I have roughly $1,000 plus $5,000 for Eun-Sae's college funds.
That's a total of $6,000.
I知 still $8,000 short!
Choi Han-Gyul is now going to be mine.
Should I call him? Or shouldn't l?
Should l? Or shouldn't l?
Ko Eun-Chan!
What's more important? Money or pride?
Money... Pride...
Money... or pride.
Pride.
Oh. whatever!
Pride won't put bread on the table. but money will.
Money it is!
Who is it?
I知...
The delivery...
What?
I got the purse for the lady you were with a few days ago...
Oh. the snatcher!
No. I知 not the snatcher.
I stopped the snatcher...
Yes. the scooter!
I壇 like my reward...
What? You want me to come over?
Where are you? Okay. bye.
Han-Gyul! Why won't you believe me?
Put this on.
You can't remember anything because you were drunk.
I remember everything.
You put me on the bed and took my clothes off.
You couldn't take my pants off though.
I didn't do anything because I wanted to know what you were up to.
Go home.
Han-Gyul! You're still mine!
Hey. I知 only getting my fair share.
Wow. this place is nice.
This is my last resort.
Let's go. Eun-Chan!
You're eating breakfast?
You shouldn't skip your meals.
- Say 'ah.' - Forget it. Go home.
After I wash up.
Who is it?
You actually came?
You sure are brave... or money-crazy.
You're a minor. right?
No.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Are you a boy. or a girl? You look like a girl.
Did you serve in the military yet?
I知...no. I didn't.
Take a seat.
That's fine.
I wasn't planning on getting a reward, but my scooter's broken, as you know.
I壇 like to add that I got fired because of what happened.
Which means you need that reward.
Yes.
How old is the guy who ran away?
How should I know? He's a high school dropout.
I won't call the police. Don't be scared.
Can you tell me more about how this works?
I壇 like to know more about the world of crimes.
The world of crimes? What do you...
Look here. man.
Do you think people are that dumb?
You have an innocent face though. That's a plus.
This is your first time. right?
You're sick.
Look. I have nothing to do with that snatcher!
He's just... I saw everything! Don't you get it?
I saw through your plans. you pathetic jerk!
I think it's more pathetic that you're in a hotel with that woman in broad daylight!
You're just jealous.
What the...
Don't look down on me because I知 asking for money.
Just because you have money doesn't mean you can do this to other people.
Don't yell at me!
Get on your knees!
What the heck? Why should I...
- I said. get on your knees! - Hey! Take your hands off me!
Han-Gyul? Are you gay?
No way! No way!
What the...
Hey! Get off me!
You started it.
Go home.
Can you give me money to fix the scooter at least?
I didn't even get paid!
This is all because of what happened.
Can you at least lend me...
Do your parents know that you're begging for money like this?
Maybe you learned it from your parents.
Apologize.
I want an apology for saying that about my parents!
Apologize!
- Get out. - Apologize!
- Both of you! - Apologize!
Get out! Both of you!
Apologize!
Get out!
- Apologize! - Get out! Now!
No!
- Apologize! - Han-Gyul!
Apologize! Apologize!
How many for today?
I trimmed it down to six.
Six?
Am I going on some sort of a blind date relay?
Why. Mom?
Apologize.
Apologize!
Psycho.
I heard that your father made $30 billion in sales.
Yes. I致e always wanted to live poor like everyone else.
You know. own an apartment and a modest beauty shop in Gangnam.
I see...
I知 getting hot. Can I take my jacket off?
Apologize! Apologize! Apologize!
Excuse me! Can I get a glass of cold water?
You're not supposed to lie down.
I知 sorry. I知 sorry.
If I owe an apology. then I should apologize.
I知 very sorry. Sorry.
Excuse me.
Sun-Bong! What's up?
Right! Today's the day!
Did you get the dog ready? Okay. I値l be there. See you soon!
I majored in Korean History at MIT.
Can you touch your chin with your tongue?
I can.
Apologize. you jerk
Four cups of coffee. seven glasses of juice...
It痴 pouring. isn't it?
What's wrong with all those women?
Apologize!
What are you doing here?
Apologize!
Apologize for insulting my parents.
then pay for my scooter and my lost paycheck.
Weirdos.
The women I met today and you are all weirdos.
Get real! All the women you met today were pretty.
Do you like men. by any chance?
No wonder she asked if you were gay.
Gay? Who are you calling gay?
Turn around.
Why?
Hey! Do you want to be my lover?